SEX is a TRANSACTION … With emotional currency,
You’re either lucky or an arsehole … If you’re getting it for free,
Some are prepared to barter flesh … For company or affection,
A house, a car, a family, money or protection,
When morality is attached to SEX … Guilt can reduce the pleasure,
Whereby with uninhibited SEX … Comes ecstasy without measure.
There are those whom believe that … SEX is just for procreation,
While there are others for whom it is … Their favourite recreation,
There are people who only have … SEX over the phone,
And others who are happy … To do it on their own,
There are some who really get off … On lingerie and leather,
And those who simply prefer … To masturbate together.
SAFE SEX is when you keep … Your fluids to yourself,
No matter how inconvenient … We must protect our health.
STRAIGHT SEX is when you only … Fuck the one you’ve wed,
In limited positions … with lights off … And in a bed.
BISEXUALS are more versatile … Than Straight, Lesbian or Gay,
Or maybe they just can’t decide … For which team they want to play.
SEX without foreplay … Is simply COPULATION,
But foreplay without SEX … Can be an aggravation.
The price we pay is our choice, We have no-one else to blame,
While our hormones add more fuel, To our raging sexual flame,
We flirt … we tease … we fantasize, While we NEGOTIATE,
The TERMS and the CONDITIONS … Under which we will FORNICATE.